▸Day job: Defense contractor. Makes missiles.
▸Night job: Buying everyone drinks. Did not know.
▸Damage: $$$$ — cousins, friends, strangers, all included.
▸Past life: BU Engineering CAD student. His TA was right there.
▸Lesson: "Always take advantage of a guy buying drinks." — the author, to her cousin
▸Threat level: Financially dangerous. Also fangs.